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- I am: In a constant, unsatisfied state of arousal.
- I know: How long it takes for a condom to disintegrate from petroleum jelly.
- I have: Autographs from the Tragically Hip, David Cronenburg, and Seamus O'Regan.
- I wish: I can get a job similar to my last one, but closer to home.
- I hate: That Linsday Lohan song.
- I miss: Trips to my grandmother's house.
- I fear: Traffic accidents.
- I hear: The hum of my computer, and smoochy-smoochy sounds on my neck from MW.
- I search: For the elusive female ejaculation.
- I wonder: If I've lost readers because I'm unemployed.
- I regret: Eating beans for supper. Eep.
- I ache: Because I haven't had sex in a while.
- I care: About prostitutes.
- I always: Wear at least a bit of makeup if I'm going out.
- I dance: Like a turkey caught in a blender stuck on 'puree'.
- I sing: to Alanis Morissettes' 'Jagged Little Pill' when I am feeling emotional.
- I do not always: Call as often as I should.
- I should not: Be so passive.
- I write: When a muse becomes too loud to ignore.
- I win: At a lot of trivia games.
- I confuse: Some people, I bet.
- I listen: To the TV with Closed Captioning on.
- I go: Crazy if I don't have an orgasm regularly.
- I am happy about: having Sexy sleep with me every night, without fail.